Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While Youre Still Alive T-Shirt

Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While Youre Still Alive T-Shirt

“Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You’re Still Alive” t-shirt, now available on boobeepets.com! This hilarious and relatable design is perfect for anyone who wants to embrace the ups and downs of getting older with a touch of humor.

Available in three versatile options – T-Shirt, Hoodie, and Sweatshirt – this product variant ensures that you can rock this witty design in any weather or occasion. Whether you prefer a casual t-shirt for everyday wear, a cozy hoodie for those chilly evenings, or a comfortable sweatshirt for lounging around at home, we’ve got you covered.

Designed to cater to everyone’s style preferences, this product is available in Men’s, Women’s, and Unisex sizes. It doesn’t matter if you want a more fitted look or something more relaxed; we have the right fit just for you.

The color options are as diverse as your personality. Choose from classic Black for an effortlessly cool vibe that goes with everything. If you prefer something slightly different but still timeless, Navy is your go-to option. And if you want to add some vibrant flair to your wardrobe while showcasing your sense of humor simultaneously, opt for Blue!

Crafted from high-quality materials that ensure both comfort and durability, this t-shirt guarantees long-lasting wear without compromising on style. The soft fabric feels great against your skin while providing breathability throughout the day.

Whether it’s a gift for yourself or someone special who appreciates witty humor about aging gracefully (or not so gracefully), our “Welcome To Middle Age No One Tells You That Rigor Mortis Starts While You’re Still Alive” t-shirt is sure to bring laughter and joy wherever it goes.

So why wait? Head over to boobeepets.com now and grab yours today! Embrace middle age with open arms (and maybe even some creaky joints) while proudly wearing this hilarious and relatable t-shirt.

Product Detail

• Classic T-Shirt: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)). Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Laide T-Shirt: 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
• Unisex Hoodie: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester and the medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²). Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking.
• Unisex Sweatshirt: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)). 50% Cotton 50% Polyester.
• Long Sleeve Tee: – Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)